Zombies Are IN, Why, and How Have They Invaded My Dreams
Zombies are everywhere now. I saw facebook page of people that get together and do things as zombies. There is a government website that details how to kill a zombie. No, it’s not like the Vampire or serial killer like Jason or Freddy.
There are people out there that do civic clean up along the side of the road as zombies. They have wrestling matches as zombies. Nude art……yep, as Zombies.
What did I miss? When did Zombies become the thing.
I had a dream the other night about a group of people that posed as actors and were killing people across the country. They did zombie movies, but were really zombies. UGH!! In my dreams already.
So, I thought I would post some ways to off the zombies, just in case they get to me and you have to deal with them.
This from Yahoo! and James
4. Chain saw. This is probably my favorite way to kill zombies, but I don’t recommend it for rookies. The chain saw is a dangerous weapon that can have a serious kick back that could end up killing you. Not only that, but it’s unwieldy and difficult to move, meaning that if the zombie manages to get past the blade, you’ll end up dead. With that in mind, it is definitely the most glorious way to dispatch the dead. It creates a huge mess and will attract more zombies to come attack you so that the fun never ends. Just make sure you have a back up weapon or somewhere to retreat to if things go sour.
3. Starve the zombies out. A lot of people don’t understand that zombies will continue rotting indefinitely. If you can survive a good 4-5 years into the apocalypse, then you’ll live in an almost zombie-free world. Once the zombies infect more than 50% of the population, they’ll have a hard time finding more people to kill and infect. Because of this, their numbers will stabilize for a couple of years and then begin to fall. A zombie only has a life span of 2-3 years, after which point they will be too corroded to be any threat.
2. Trap the zombie in a pit of concrete. This actually won’t kill the zombie, but it’s a good game to play with your friends. You’ll need a pit of concrete with a depth of about 6 or 7 feet. You’ll then coax a zombie or two toward the pit and let it fall into it. It’ll sink in and won’t be able to get out. The concrete will harden around the zombie, effectively trapping it in place. You can then play all sorts of fun games, like zombie poker or zombie golf.
1. Put the zombie through a wood chipper. This is one of the most brutal zombie kills that you can do and will be great fun. I recommend getting a friend to help you with this because you’ll need to literally feed the zombie into the wood chipper. What you’ll do is incapacitate it and then lift it up and put it through the wood chipper feet first. There’s not much else to be said about this method other than that it’s awesome.
Good luck!!! I figure I will make it through, they are looking for brains. Have you listened to me on the radio…..I don’t have any!!!