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I am not a woman, nor do I pretend to be, but some of these things hold true for men. I just plain found them funny and thought I would  share a few of them. I have a lot of friends that are women and they almost lost the milk through their nose when I read some of these. See if some of them fit you....

Real estate signs are the first thing potential buyers check out — right after they notice your home is for sale.

What is embarassing to you, they asked 2 million people what would be the worst thing that could happen, I have 10. Walking in on Someone in the Bathroom Accidentally Spitting in Someone's Face While Talking Sweating Through Your Shorts Forgetting the name of a person you've met more than once Having Someone Walk in on You in the Bathroom Not Being Invited to a Party All Your Friends Are Goi