Guns N’ Rotund

No worries Axl, it happens to the best of us. Was that five or six pizzas you wanted me to order for brunch?

Guns N’ Roses frontman Axl Rose couldn’t hide his shocking middle-age spread at the Rock in Rio concert in Brazil Monday night.

When he bounded onstage in a yellow raincoat, shades and a black fedora, the side-of-beef-sized rock legend, 49, was a far cry from his skinny, spandex-shorts-clad heyday.

As heavy rains threatened to disrupt the show, oversized Axl warned that he might not move around as much as he used to. No joke. “I’m going to try to focus on singing rather than running around like an idiot,” he told the crowd.

Judging from Axl’s newfound girth, residents of cities slated for Guns’ U.S. tour — which kicks off Oct. 28 in Orlando — would be advised to lock up their fridges, as well as their daughters.

via Guns N’ Rotund - WWW.THEDAILY.COM.