Stuff Your O-Face With ‘Adults Only’ Marshmallows
Kraft is generally considered to be a family-friendly brand that errs on the side of being tame (read: lame), but the food and beverage conglomerate has turned that approach upside down down under with this Australian TV spot featuring what appear to be naked bodies and a line worker calling out in ecstasy.
Introducing ‘Air’ — The Booze That Tastes Like Water
What deters the majority of our population from drinking alcohol non-stop? Some would say it’s the soul-crushing hangovers, the inevitable prayer sessions to the porcelain throne, or the regrettable decisions made under the influence. For most novice drinkers, it’s the taste. That’s where Air enters stage right to take a bow.
Millionaire Renames Texas Town After Breastaurant
An entrepreneur named Doug Guller has purchased the small town of Bankersmith, Texas on Craigslist and re-named it after his breastaurant franchise named Bikinis.
Man Has Meth Lab Blow Up In His Pants
A news station in Seattle reported that a man in Tulsa, Oklahoma tried to evade the police after being stopped and had a portable meth lab burst in his pants.
Grandma’s Got Tons of Guns and Ganja
The biggest pot dealer in town might also be found dealing cards in a game of Bridge.
Ping Pong Legend Breaks Cigarette In Half With Ball
Ping pong has made a comeback in the past half decade or so with a bunch of table tennis ‘bars’ popping up around the country. But who said this is a young man’s sport?
Little League Team Turns Down Donation from Strip Club
“LA’s Friendliest Gentlemen’s Club”, the Jet Strip Cabaret, almost justified their slogan recently when they tried to donate $1,200 to save the Lennox Little League’s season.