Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
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‘Sexy’ Big Bird Is 2012′s Top Halloween Costume Unfortunately
Here's one more point against Mitt Romney -- the streets this Halloween are going to be flooded with women in "sexy" Big Bird costumes, thanks to his comments at the recent presidential debate.
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Daniel Craig Gets Goofy in ‘SNL’ Promos
'Skyfall' star Daniel Craig is hosting SNL this weekend for the first time ever, and it turns out that James Bond has a lighter side. At one point he eats an enormous cupcake, instantly fulfilling
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Best of the Mitt Romney Versus Big Bird Memes
Mitt Romney can't just say he's going to put Big Bird out of a job and get away with it. Here are the best memes so far from the Great 2012 Big Bird Backlash that don't have curse words. Because in the mind of the internet, when Big Bird gets angry he grabs a rifle and starts spewing obscenities.
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‘Bad Lip Reading’ Turns Paul Ryan Into a Nickelback Fan
The folks who make Bad Lip Reading videos went above and beyond the call of duty with this video of vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan. They not only changed the words coming out of his mouth, they changed the
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‘Potato Jesus’ Costume Can’t Be Beat This Halloween
You might not have even known you were competing for the title of 2012's Best Halloween Costume, but you just lost. The guy who made this 'Ecce Homo'/ Potato Jesus/ Good Grief, This Lady Can't Paint costume just beat us all.
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See the Best YouTube Comments in the History of Ever
This supercut of YouTube's greatest comments is practically a Christmas miracle. Not one comment that isn't just offensive. Numerous comments on YouTube that not only aren't offensive, they are actually funny as well. All compiled int
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Dancing Pumpkin Man Is the Official Mascot of Halloween
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Find Out How Old Google Thinks You Are
Good news, bad news. The bad news is that Google has been monitoring all your online activity and is using it for their own personal gain. The good news is at least it's fun to see if they guessed your age, gender and interests correctly. That's pretty good news ... right?
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See the Faces People Really Make In Haunted Houses
Halloween is coming, and we thought we'd get into the spirit of things by revisiting one of our favorite sets of spooky photos ever. These candid pics were taken of people passing through the Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls and they show the funny/scared/shocked faces we all really make when in a haunted house. Unlike the haunted houses we've been to, this one must actually be scary -- faces like this don't lie.
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9 of the Wackiest Bathrooms Ever
We spend so much time doing the pee pee dance and hoping that the homeless person who's locked himself in the Starbucks bathroom hasn't died that it's nice to take a moment every now and then and remind ourselves that this isn't the way things are everywhere. Here are nine of the coolest bathrooms we could find (store one away in your happy place for safekeeping).
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Pizzeria ‘Honors’ 9/11 With $9.11 Pizza
Nothing commemorates the greatest tragedy in American history quite like a pizza sale! A pizzeria in upstate New York decided to honor the 11th anniversary of 9/11 by selling large cheese pizzas for $9.11. The uproar was predictably appropriate.