Chip Sandalwood
![Lazy Chicken Takes Tortoise for a Ride [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/163/files/2011/10/chicken-rides-tortoise.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Lazy Chicken Takes Tortoise for a Ride [VIDEO]
When it comes to getting around, nothing beats the comfort and style of a tortoise. Sure there are faster methods of travel, but how many come with their own driver? Or feature premium tortoise shell styling inside and out? Just one, and that’s why more chickens choose tortoises when it comes to all their travel needs.
![Jerk Dog Totally Ruins Marriage Proposal [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/163/files/2011/10/dog-ruins-proposal.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Jerk Dog Totally Ruins Marriage Proposal [VIDEO]
When it comes to attacking cameras, people tend to do it because they don’t want to be filmed. When you see a dog going after a camera though, that’s usually because he’s looking for a new friend.
Such was probably the case in this video where a dog, cast aside by a surprise marriage proposal, leaves the happy couple to their premarital bliss and makes a beeline for the camera that was secret
![Wild Turkey Goes After Local News Reporter [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/163/files/2011/10/turkey-goes-after-news-reporter.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Wild Turkey Goes After Local News Reporter [VIDEO]
Thanksgiving is still more than a month and a half away, but wild turkeys in the Arden area of Sacramento, CA seem to be on high alert for hungry humans.
After hearing numerous stories of rogue turkeys chasing after joggers, Sacramento News10 producer Duffy Kelly set off to investigate the claims herself and wound up with a vicious fowl hot on her tail. Well, maybe it wasn’t all that harrowing,
![Queen Cover Band Hopeful Sounds Amazingly Similar to Freddie Mercury [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/163/files/2011/09/marc-martel.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Queen Cover Band Hopeful Sounds Amazingly Similar to Freddie Mercury [VIDEO]
Queen drummer Roger Taylor is looking to put together an “official” cover band to play his group’s hits and launched an online competition at QueenExtravaganza.com, where Freddie Mercury and Brian May wannabes can submit audition tapes in the hope of joining Taylor’s touring tribute act when it sets off across North America sometime next year.
![Hurricane Irene as Seen From Outer Space [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/163/files/2011/08/irenespace.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Hurricane Irene as Seen From Outer Space [VIDEO]
Hurricane Irene is on her way and preliminary reports suggests she’ll be a big one. To get an idea of just how big though, check out this aerial video of Irene filmed from the International Space Station as it passed over the Eastern seaboard.
![Goat Wears a Helmet Cam [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/163/files/2011/08/hqdefault24-e1314390098677.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Goat Wears a Helmet Cam [VIDEO]
We recently saw how a toddler sees the world, but have you ever wondered what a goat’s POV looks like? Neither had we, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t excited to find out.
![Tortoise Races Old Man in Motorized Wheelchair [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/163/files/2011/08/powerchair.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Tortoise Races Old Man in Motorized Wheelchair [VIDEO]
The tortoise may be able to outrun the hare but he’s no match for the motorized wheelchair. Cruiser, a wily desert tortoise, is a fierce competitor, but an elderly, wheelchair-bound gentleman named Josef wins by a nose.
![TRON Guy Recreates Film’s Racing Scene With Duct Tape [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/163/files/2011/08/duck-tron.jpg?w=980&q=75)
TRON Guy Recreates Film’s Racing Scene With Duct Tape [VIDEO]
TRON Guy Jay Maynard is back and this time he’s got a little bit of corporate and creative muscle behind him. Created by San Francisco based agency Ryactive for Duck Brand duct tape, ‘Duck TRON’ is a colorful, duct tape send-up of the sci-fi flick’s famous racing sequences. And who’s the ‘user’ behind the races? Maynard, of course.
The video, which went live less than a week ago, has already ra
![See a Trip to the Park Through the Eyes of a Two-Year-Old [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/163/files/2011/08/Next-Life-Through-The-Eyes-Of-A-Two-Year-Old-.jpg?w=980&q=75)
See a Trip to the Park Through the Eyes of a Two-Year-Old [VIDEO]
Ever wonder how the world looks through the eyes of a two-year-old? Sure you can mine your memory banks and hope for the best, but if you happen to have a camera, a child-size bike helmet and a spare toddler lying around, you can do yourself one better and make your own point-of-view video.
![Kathie Lee and Hoda Go Horsemaning on ‘Today’ [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/163/files/2011/08/horsemaningtoday.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Kathie Lee and Hoda Go Horsemaning on ‘Today’ [VIDEO]
Horsemaning, which you may recall is the new new planking, has made its way into the clammy, pinot grigio-soaked hands of the ‘Today‘ show’s fourth hour hostesses, Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford.

Deep-Fried Butter on a Stick a Reality
When it comes to food at the state fair, there’s one abiding rule that all vendors must adhere to: If you fry it, they will come. To commemorate the 100th anniversary of the Iowa State Fair’s life size butter cow, Larry Fyfe is offering up a fitting fair treat treat — deep fried butter on a stick.

Couple Reunited With Missing Beanie Baby After Posting $500 Reward
Less than a week after losing their cherished Beanie Baby, Bongo, a grief-stricken NYC couple has been reunited with their beloved toy monkey. Bonni Marcus and Jack Zinzi gained a fair bit of press for themselves when they plastered the Brooklyn neighborhood of Park Slope with posters offering a $500 cash reward for the safe return of the plush doll, which they had raised like a son for over 10 ye