Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Halloween Season Means an Increase in Lice for One Simple Reason
Now, *this* is scary.
Try Not to Feel Badly for This Struggling Chicken Bobbing for Apples
Cluck was not on his side.
Congrats to the Troubled Soul Who Just Got His 28th DWI
This guy *may* have a drinking problem.
Choked-Up Jimmy Kimmel Reacts to Las Vegas Concert Shooting: ICYMI
Kimmel and fellow late-night show hosts struggled to address Sunday's mass shooting in Las Vegas.
Knucklehead Rides on Outside of Train Zooming 70 MPH
This guy didn't take the train as much as the train took him.
Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It’s a Whole Bunch of Yuck
Okay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?
Dad Bag Fanny Pack Can Make Any Guy Look Like a Chubby Papa
Introducing the fanny pack, dad-point-oh.
Famished Buffoon Arrested for Stealing Bacon Off Restaurant Customer’s Plate
High cholesterol is the least of this guy's problems.
Can You Guess 2017’s Most Fun City in America? We Bet You Can.
In this metropolis, you'll have fun fun fun 'til your daddy takes your T-bird away.
Woman Used Public Funds to Buy Her Dog a Tuxedo
Spending money wisely may not be this woman's strong suit.
#GetOutOfJuryDutyIn4Words and Be Home By Lunch
Jury duty. The scariest thing that can happen to a person this side of a visit to the DMV.