And now, for the discerning person with enough hubris and ego to actually think that even their urine is creative, we present Guitar Pee, an interactive urinal. Wait, what? No, make that WTF? We know, it’s just wrong on all sorts of levels and we haven’t even gotten to the hook yet. No pun intended.

Antiquiet reports that a Brazilian company has created a urinal that allows your pee to transmogrify into a guitar solo. Get one for your house and you’ll never leave. Who needs Guitar Hero? While the guitar-shaped porcelain god looks like the real thing, this idea drifts into creepy territory and quick.

According to BuzzFeed, this urinal is actually set up in a bar called Bar Aurora right now. If you are into that whole, uh, “golden showers” thing, there is also a website that allows you to listen to the urine-based masterworks and play strings with the stream. Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned flushing?

Nevertheless, go here with your mobile device — not computer — to listen to Mpee3. No, we’re not kidding.