Who is the official TSC (toilet seat checker) in your neighborhood? My TSC is Bubba. You know the type, picks his teeth when he talks to you, looks at it, then eats it again. Maybe you know his brother Sniffer? Sniffer works down at the waste treatment plant. Bubba and Sniffer...I think they both went nuts after they got fired from the slaughterhouse for stealing horse brain.
Today, we learned that a steering wheel has more germs than a toilet seat. If you’ve been reading newspapers lately, you’d see that everything appears to have more germs than a toilet seat.