You ever siphon gas? I did, once. There were girls involved, so naturally I HAD to meet them. Big problem, no gas. I called a buddy who came over with a can & hose. He had siphoning down to an art, showed me how, and I tried it. Thought I was gonna die! Didn't smoke for a week for fear I'd ignite myself into a flaming torch. I never did make it out to meet the girls, but I did learn a good lesson.
Bobby Fox has allegedly found a way around high gas prices: steal it.
The Hickory County thief was caught with a hose in his mouth and carrying a bucket siphoning gas from a pickup truck, police in North Carolina.