Most people think the IRS is like big brother and watches everything that comes in their way. Truth is only about 1% actually get audited. That doesn't mean you should go crazy and write off everything, but if you are filling out a schedule C, there are things the government looks for that they consider a red flag. These twelve things will get you audited fast. It's best to avoid being audited because if they catch you at something, there may be some hefty penalties.