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Watch These Lobsters Scare People — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 18:16:24 +0000

[onescreen item="4997308"] Lobsters are delicious, no argument here, but they are also quite monstrous-looking. If one catches you by surprise, it’s perfectly understandable to shriek in terror. Like these people. The huge claws, the antennae, all those legs—they’re like something out of an H.P. Lovecraft tale. Except really, really tasty. The Daily Distraction is your Internet [...]

Watch These Goats Go On the Attack — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:12:53 +0000

[onescreen item="4994271"] Goats seem pretty nice. They have little beards and say “baaaaaa” and eat grass and stuff. They also have horns, though. Sometimes, animal instincts just take over, even if it seems like a mismatch. Now, these attacks aren’t very serious. They’re more on the adorable side, really. But we wouldn’t want to run [...]

Swan Caretaker Killed By, Yup, You Guessed It

Ernio Hernandez — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 16:30:57 +0000

Remember in the movie ‘Black Swan’ when Natalie Portman makes out with Mila Kunis? This story has nothing to do with that. We just wanted to think about that scene again. It’s also the only way to brighten up this awful story about a swan caretaker that was attacked by… yep, swans — and drowned.