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		<title>Man Calls 911 Looking For Nookie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2012 15:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While it may feel like it is, the lack of a sexual partner is not technically an “emergency.” Which is why 32-year old Joshua Basso is in trouble after repeatedly calling 911 and requesting that female deputies come to his house and join him in the no-pants dance. After his seventh call between between August [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While it may feel like it is, the lack of a sexual partner is not technically an “emergency.”</p>
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		<title>Man Calls 911, Asks Police to Buy Him Beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 15:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talk about a bizarre beer run. The AP is reporting that Raymond Roberge of Bridgeport, CT, dialed 911 three times on Sunday. When authorities finally showed up to his house, the 65-year-old man gave them money &#8220;to go to the store and buy him some beer.&#8221; As you might guess, Roberge was arrested and charged [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talk about a bizarre beer run.</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Police-Conn-man-dials-911-to-solve-beer-emergency-1372440.php" target="_blank">AP</a> is reporting that Raymond Roberge of Bridgeport, CT, dialed 911 three times on Sunday. When authorities finally showed up to his house, the 65-year-old man gave them money "to go to the store and buy him some bee</p>
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