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Mother’s Day Gift Ideas, What Not To Get Her

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It’s the last minute, and you are shopping for Mom. What do you get the woman that gave birth to you, the woman that listened to you say how other Mom’s were better, who did your laundry, cooked your food, and cleaned your room for years? Well, I don’t know your Mom! I do know 5 things not to get her.

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5.  A Go-Girl. This is an apparatus women can use to pee standing up. I know, how do you get that image out of your head? By not getting her one.

 

 

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(Photo by Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Images)

4. Cougar Shirt-You want to tell Mom she’s still got it. This is not the way! Do you really want the image of your Mom in a low cut shirt, push up bra, mini skirt, and bright red lipstick. UGH!! My eyes just rolled into the back of my head……NO! You don’t think your mom is a cougar, give her a pink sweatshirt (make her hip, get one with a hoodie) that says MOM, I  love you.

 

 

 

 

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(Photo by Peter King/Fox Photos/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

3. Apron-You had the best of intentions, yes. And it’s very useful. But the implied message is: “Now get to work in the kitchen and make me a pie, I’m lazy.” Not even one that says world’s best Mom would work, she is smarter than that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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By: Dan Kitwood Getty Images News

2. A Snake-Ok so it looks cool, makes a great sound, eats mice, and you loved that one in Jungle Book. NOT, a good gift! If you want to get Mom a pet, get her one that will keep her safe and that she can dress in a funny sweater every once in a while, like a dog or cat.

 

 

 

 

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(Photo by London Daily Express/Getty Images)

1. A Gun-This is the worst idea because Mom has a tough time with the remote and setting her dvr machine, now you are going to give her a gun to play with. She might shoot you by mistake. She might put it in the dishwasher. Imagine Dad opening the dishwasher after it’s been cleaned, that’ll teach him to help around the house.

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