Contact Us

Kiss Launch Hello Kitty Co-Branded Toilet Paper

Is nothing sacred? Is there nothing they won’t come up with in the Kiss merchandising think tank? Apparently not. The band announced a licensing deal with Sanrio’s Hello Kitty brand last Novemeber. Now, there’s Hello Kitty-branded Kiss toilet paper. We wish we were kidding!

Since Hello Kitty makes everything from pencils to notebooks to totebags, and since Kiss markets their image on everything from kaskets to koozies, it makes complete and total sense for the powers-that-be in each of their marketing divisions to come up with a product with which to wipe your nether regions.

You may wonder, why waste time and resources stamping the sheets with pretty images of Kiss-themed Hello Kitty characters only for people to flush them and send them into the depths of the sewers? Well, don’t torture yourself trying to apply logic to this. At this stage, it’s more like why the hell not?

They’re really on a “roll” with this partnership, aren’t they? (OK, we apologize for that one.) As silly as it may seem to some, it would seem to us that the most diehard Kiss and Hello Kitty fans would be most impressed with this product. The band seems primed to really clean up with this one, huh?

Next: Top 10 Kiss 'Without Makeup' Songs

More from KOOL 101.7

Best of the Web

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://kool1017.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on Kool 101.7 Radio quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here.

Register on Kool 101.7 Radio quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!