Adopt A Cockroach In Honor Of Your Worthless Ex For Valentines Day

Most of us have had a relationship go bad, and we get over it. Some people however, harbor a grudge or have feelings of revenge. If you're the latter, I've got a great gift for your ex! How about a cockroach or a scorpion? The perfect gift for the scorned on Valentines Day.

The San Francisco Zoo is offering the burned and spurned masses the chance to "adopt" a hissing cockroach or giant scorpion in honor of their special ex-someone for Valentine's Day For $50 and up, donors can adopt a scorpion and have the zoo send a certificate and stuffed stinger to the person who inspired the adoption, according to an article in the Huffington Post. The cockroach valentine that the zoo says represents "the detritus of your love life" costs $25. It's about Karma you know.