With the heat as bad as ever, global warming, hat lava below the crust of the earth and impending doom with the end of the world on the Mayan Calendar. I invite you to laugh off the heat with these jokes.

It's so hot......(from YoooHaaa.com)

You need a spatula to remove your clothing.

You ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the air conditioning as much as possible.

I saw two fire hydrants fighting over dogs.

It was so hot today Lance Armstrong tested positive for Snapple

No shirt, no pants, no problem

The Devil was in Ace Hardware buying air conditioners

I saw Optimus Prime transform into an air conditioner

you could fry an egg on an ice cube

Keeping Up With the Kardashians" is now called "Sweating with the Kardashians"

A crackhead just tried to sell me a ceiling fan..

I watched my dog pee from the window inside

that the Statue of Liberty has pit stains